That's right, Sniff my Butt, I'm Irish.
For some of Choppy's swear-filled rants about my inability to properly give her the attention she deserves, visit her website, Choppy's Dog House.
You know, just because sometimes you manage to be clever and you have a nice smile does not mean that you are not full of ****.
[T]he student was playing catch with fruit on the upper balcony and fell off while trying to catch a piece of fruit.