Man Shoots Lawn Mower

Ah, Wisconsin. Land of beer, cheese, and a seemingly endless array of people who manage to get themselves into situations that people elsewhere find amusing.

People such as this fellow:

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

Really, though, who hasn't wanted to shoot something that wasn't working properly?